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does anyone have an actual idea of what i can be for halloween?

need something i can put together in 10 days with VERY limited time and impress people at my company

pls

— 11 hours ago with 7 notes
Anonymous asked: From your leaning on a tombstone pix it looks like you're 6' tall


Answer:

i’m 6” tall

— 13 hours ago with 5 notes
#Anonymous 
Anonymous asked: How about a pix of you in one of your little outfits 😜


Answer:

no, j-zach1122

— 13 hours ago with 4 notes
#Anonymous 

name one movie that has shaped who you are today

the craft

name one movie you can watch again and again

the craft

name…

the craft

— 13 hours ago with 16 notes

wait…i feel like some people are taking my last post as “i’m in love with my straight dude roomie, why doesn’t he like me?” when literally i just like having a straight guy around who really doesn’t give a shit about anything i do and fixes shit i’m too lazy look up on the internet

— 2 days ago with 14 notes

i love having a straight guy as a roommate

he fixes things, he laughs at my lowbrow jokes, he cleans up things when i break them, he doesn’t care when i run around the house in my little outfits, and — best of all — he’s not sexually attracted to me in the least

this is the closest i’ve ever been to being a 50s housewife

it’s gr8

— 2 days ago with 42 notes
harrisgeller:

Gilmore Girls (2000-2007)

harrisgeller:

Gilmore Girls (2000-2007)

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— 4 days ago with 15 notes
naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

(via scenicroutes)

— 4 days ago with 65459 notes
#I'm  #actually crying 

revivaljam:

when a hot person accidentally touches you

image

(Source: ouijatwink, via kcalron)

— 4 days ago with 70420 notes

if you don’t think you’re interacting with a 100% tailored experience with someone online, you’re living a lie 

— 4 days ago with 10 notes
left work early only to immediately get back online and work more
this is my “i love my job but it’s taking over my life” face which looks v similar to all my other faces
at least i have a glass of wine in my hand and a backyard to chill in

left work early only to immediately get back online and work more

this is my “i love my job but it’s taking over my life” face which looks v similar to all my other faces

at least i have a glass of wine in my hand and a backyard to chill in

— 4 days ago with 30 notes