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I'm Michael.

I will sass you straight to hell and back.

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you probably deserve to be unfollowed if the text on your selfie is a song lyric

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#blocked if it's Lana 


*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*

It’s a simile.

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Artist Nathan Pyle's gif guide to NYC street etiquette is handy for any city. Take it to the streets!

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Anonymous asked: do u think they shouldn't have put the rape scene in the episode?


I think they should have portrayed the scene how it was shown in the book, which was still a disturbing scene but consensual. They’ve ruined Jamie’s character and have knocked Cersei down by the hands of a man once again. 

— 17 hours ago with 4 notes

holy fucking shit can everyone from game of thrones (cast, writers, directors) shut the fuck up about the scene last week?

they’re all showing their asses by being rape apologists 

no surprise that it’s mostly men

so glad the media isn’t buying their bullshit

— 18 hours ago with 6 notes
Anonymous asked: do you suck cock



the fuck u think

— 1 day ago with 22 notes


do you think ghosts can tell if youre gay or not? like im not gay but lets say hypothetically i was watching gay porn, would my grandmas ghost see me? totally not gay just asking hypothetically

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The best part about getting mugged was definitely the Edible Arrangement.

The best part about getting mugged was definitely the Edible Arrangement.

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not owning a cat leaves me emotionally vulnerable and unfulfilled

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Cutest thing ever - Vine by Cheyenne Moore

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