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luvlivelife asked: I'm glad you're okay. Did you fight back? How did you get blood on your face?


Answer:

Thanks! I did NOT fight back. I submitted immediately. I was hit over the head about 15 times so I had lacerations above my eyebrow and the back of the head.

— 3 hours ago with 1 note

boyinquestion:

boyinquestion:

i got mugged and the first thing i asked the EMT people is if i looked like a badass with my face covered in blood

just an fyi, i’m absolutely okay

a little bruised, a little poorer, and i think they stole my ice cream

FUCK!

i forgot to list the ice cream as a stolen valuable on the police report

— 4 hours ago with 41 notes

boyinquestion:

i got mugged and the first thing i asked the EMT people is if i looked like a badass with my face covered in blood

just an fyi, i’m absolutely okay

a little bruised, a little poorer, and i think they stole my ice cream

— 4 hours ago with 41 notes

i got mugged and the first thing i asked the EMT people is if i looked like a badass with my face covered in blood

— 4 hours ago with 41 notes

I missed #tbt so let’s see what the #flashbackfriday thing is all about. Here’s a clip from my trip to the Pacific Northwest last summer with @heart_shape

— 15 hours ago with 2 notes
#tbt  #flashbackfriday 

everyone in mahogany town is a fucking creep

like it’s the shadiest fucking town in pokemon with the shadiest people

it’s like one house, one fucked up “mart”, a center, and a gym

— 1 day ago with 7 notes
at a pool party

vayena:

"hey bukowski no offense but why dont you take your shirt off in the pool"
"why do we run from the rain but soak in tubs full of water"
"aight take it easy man"

(via dyinganimemom)

— 1 day ago with 24805 notes
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britneyinventions:

Britney Spears’ team works very hard to make sure her tours run smoothly. In order to thank them, Spears would provide their breakfast and lunch every day. Due to the large size of her team, Spears’ endeavor of cooking for her employees was time consuming and took up quite a bit of her schedule. To make meal time more efficient, Spears invented the buffet in 2000 so everyone could eat what they desired without wasting her time on taking orders for individual dishes. Buffets have since been adopted by the Chinese as a common culinary practice.

britneyinventions:

Britney Spears’ team works very hard to make sure her tours run smoothly. In order to thank them, Spears would provide their breakfast and lunch every day. Due to the large size of her team, Spears’ endeavor of cooking for her employees was time consuming and took up quite a bit of her schedule. To make meal time more efficient, Spears invented the buffet in 2000 so everyone could eat what they desired without wasting her time on taking orders for individual dishes. Buffets have since been adopted by the Chinese as a common culinary practice.

(via iwillalwayslovewine)

— 1 day ago with 485 notes

pacific northwest roadtrip with boyinquestion

we’re just starting to edit together this video and I’m so excited for it

(Source: superkades)

— 1 day ago with 59 notes