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Anonymous asked: What's your fav season?


Answer:

(sips pumpkin spiced latte while eating pumpkin pie, applying my pumpkin scented lotion, while enjoying the aroma of my pumpkin scented candle, as the charlie brown halloween special plays)

spring

— 15 hours ago with 31 notes
#Anonymous 
feministdisney:

shout out to all the confused people who find their way to my inbox

feministdisney:

shout out to all the confused people who find their way to my inbox

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— 1 day ago with 59107 notes

inspirit-patzzi:

sexdrugsbeyonce:

glam-alien:

goldacrylicnails:

commedesbrazil:

kobetyrant:

submitter: *skip to 3:12* I was at my first Beyoncé concert and some guy was holding a really rude sign saying “You can’t sing” so during crazy in love she hit her note early and told him to hit the same note and he butchered it then she walked away and said ‘exactly’. She played it off as casual for the cameras but everyone in the crowd was dying laughing cause we knew

i am screaming. why would you pay $1000 to see someone you can’t stand? beyonce haters have no fucking logic.

I love Petty Beyonce

lmaooo sis did one of these

Go the fuck offf motha!!!!

That’s how you get shit tucking done!!!

(via milesjai)

— 1 day ago with 31759 notes
brunch crew with linda 🌿

brunch crew with linda 🌿

— 1 day ago with 9 notes
desperately tryna pull off clear frames
btw was this taken on the original iphone or a front facing camera idek

desperately tryna pull off clear frames

btw was this taken on the original iphone or a front facing camera idek

— 2 days ago with 67 notes
Anonymous asked: Do you work 7 days a week?


Answer:

Contractually I work 9:30-6:30 Mon-Fri, but I pretty much need to be available 24/7. So, yes, I do in some ways. The wonderful word of social media, y’all. 

But tbh I love my job so much that I don’t even care. 

— 2 days ago with 10 notes
#Anonymous 

moistflow:

picking up something in front of your crush 

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— 2 days ago with 88741 notes

lanashiftdelrey:

when one of your best friends is sad but they won’t talk to you about it

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— 4 days ago with 70777 notes
rmangi:

literallysame:

Westboro Baptist Church showed up at Tumblr HQ today to help protest Net Neutrality 
Thanks for your support guys, love the new signs!
See how you can help here

God hates a slow internet.

rmangi:

literallysame:

Westboro Baptist Church showed up at Tumblr HQ today to help protest Net Neutrality 

Thanks for your support guys, love the new signs!

See how you can help here

God hates a slow internet.

— 5 days ago with 3080 notes
been awhile since i did a selfie with wine
also, getting my hair ready to go back to blonde — pretty happy with the how the brown and blonde are growin’ out tho

been awhile since i did a selfie with wine

also, getting my hair ready to go back to blonde — pretty happy with the how the brown and blonde are growin’ out tho

— 6 days ago with 44 notes
#me 

boyinquestion:

i’m grossed out by people who still use the #nofilter hashtag

like, chill, that pic aint that good and you could have made it better with a little editing

respect yourself and the pictures you take

thanks

also, it’s 2014, if you’re not using vsco cam, afterlight, or snapseed — where the fuck are you, bruh?

these tools are available to you for (mostly) free

not everyone can be a photographer, but you can sure as fuck take a good instagram the basic rules of photography are at your disposal, use them, and don’t make me look at your picture of undercooked fish with the toaster filter applied

also, please never use a flash when taking pictures of food turn on the damn lights, y’all don’t be martha

again, thank you

— 1 week ago with 25 notes